

ATTENTION EVERYONE: RED ALERT π¨π¨π¨
The first 10 LUCKY FANS to leave their tip on this post win a big, fat, sexy prize... upskirt views with a side of ASSQUAKE because the way I make it shake deserves it's own earthquake warning π³π (and those who tip during the tremor get extra blessings. so make it rain, not just rumble hehehe)