Do you you enjoy small talk? I don't. I despise it. I would ..

Do you you enjoy small talk? I don't. I despise it. I would much rather talk about how you secretly want Me to smash a pie in your face while we're both dressed like clowns in a room full of balloons while your ex gf is watching from the corner because you have a small penis and fear of clowns. That sounds more interesting than anything appropriate to discuss with your buddies at work. There aren't many SFW topics I'm interested in discussing with submissives; none is related to the painful and performative dance of small talk. I'm weird, and you know this. Don't act surprised or expect Me to pretend to be normal. There are many reasons I am an online Domme as a full-time job. Always assume I am doing excellent (if I am anything less than excellent, I don't typically log online or reply to DMs!). My mood is always peachy (unless you do something to tick me off, like ask a bunch of small talk questions about nonsense and expect me to reply). All of My holidays are amazing every year. Every weekend was great. My day is going great (but you can always improve it!) today and every other day unless I tell you otherwise. The weather is always (however you feel about the weather; I'm pretty indifferent typically). Whatever other small talk-related topic you're tempted to ask me about is also spectacular, wonderful, and magnificent. Unless the answer you expect Me to parrot back to you is negative, in that case, that (insert small talk topic here like sports or something) is terrible, awful, the absolute worst. For My happiness and sanity, let's talk about something related to kink or something else fun enough to hold my short attention span. Let's discuss how amazing I am and how much you love Me. Let's talk about your repressed fetishes that you don't feel comfortable talking to anybody else about. Tell Me about your favorite line from the most recent clip of Mine you watched and how it changed your perspective on that kink. Nonsense back-and-forth chit-chat is so exhausting and frustrating in comparison. Keep the small talk to yourself. Skip to the point. It's 2-3x more effort for Me to describe My plans for the upcoming weekend than discuss what caused your most recent fear boner. Sometime soon, I'll come up with a list of conversation topics unrelated to kink that I'm interested in for a jumping-off point. Until then, keep conversations related to FemDom in some way for best results.