

Hey! I haven’t vanished into the shadows without good reason. I’ve been diving headfirst into the abyss of creativity, wrestling with the beast of inspiration to bring forth the magnum opus of my career—a chastity project so monumental that it’s like finding the Holy Grail at the end of a rainbow guarded by a vicious unicorn. (You’re welcome). I'm talking about an endeavor that’s not just a drop in the ocean but a whole motherf**king tsunami. I’ve been so engrossed in collecting and connecting pieces of this epic puzzle that I might as well have been crafting a chastity cage out of tissue paper—that’s how intense it’s been. Yes, that level of drama is necessary. So, to my throng of perverts and aficionados of submission, I extend my apologies (and a sprinkle of humor) for the temporary ghosting. Imagine me, your chastity key-wielding, bikini-clad savior, crafting a project so groundbreaking that it’ll have you questioning the fabric of reality itself—all while baking unusual vegan baked goods (because why not). Stay tuned, my loyal legion. 🔮 The curtain is rising on an act so spectacular that it’ll send shockwaves through your very core, jolting you into the next dimension of erotic enlightenment. Prepare yourselves for Chastology; it will be a ride wilder than that night with that one toy you bought when you stayed up way too late that night, and your eyes ended up being way bigger than your hole. But we will go diving deep inside your soul this time. Keep those eyes peeled and those minds ready; watch me redefine the chastity game. 🖤💣