

Dicks are just so hilariously strange, aren’t they? They’re like inflatable flesh balloons or meaty worms, each one more comical than the last.
Ready to put yours to the test? Let me rate and humiliate that ridiculous thing you call a dick. Today’s your lucky day. Send $33 and some media of your member for me to judge harshly. Any other embarrassing details you give me will only enhance your humiliation experience. 💋