This is lovely sunny peace & quiet I thought, relaxing & fee..
Added 2021-04-24 10:42:12 +0000 UTCThis is lovely sunny peace & quiet I thought, relaxing & feeling the sun on my toes & soles. Wait, what is that sound? Is there someone or something there? Can't see anything....
It's coming from in the grass, must be one of those pesky humants that keep spying on me & my delicious feet. If I lift my foot, can I see it? Must be really tiny, small enough to hide behind a daisy.... Ah, I think I spot it, I can just about see it between those blades of grass. Should I let it run away? Hahaha, no fuck it, I'm gonna crush, and squish and trample and crush its puny little body into the ground. Bones popping and snapping - my only regret is the messy stain its demise will leave on my perfect powerful sole.
