We spent a very long, very hot day in an ancient lake bed fi..
Added 2021-10-04 07:08:17 +0000 UTCWe spent a very long, very hot day in an ancient lake bed filming some honestly super fucking whacky stuff. There’s a video I’m currently editing in which I’m a danish spy dropped into the entirely wrong climate and wrong gear, I didn’t get dropped with any water so I just chugged as much as I could on the plane and lost my phone during the jump and landing. Out in the distance I see this pretty blonde Canadian @nikkivicious and I couldn’t waist time or energy trying to figure out if my mind was playing tricks on me from the dehydration or it was a mirage so I ran up frantic….you know as to not blow my cover😉, field agents are supposed to be abnormally calm amid chaos so I’d call that thinking with my noodle hahah. So Nikki tells me that she doesn’t have any water but she can help me relax with a blowjob😏…and right as I’m about to cum, I look down and she’s nowhere to be found…no footprints…total hallucination. I had just whipped my dick out in the middle of the desert for five mins and had a figment of my imagination lick me like one of those big spiral pinwheel suckers from a state fair…those damn nerds back at HQ are trying to do me in, I’m sure of it now Do I smell toast?…nahhhh there’s no bread in the middle of the desert🤣 Video coming in the next couple days
