God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
God called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-03-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostGod called, he says I’m the answer to your prayers.
2023-03-08 05:00:20 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re not the boss of me! That is, unless I’m naked.
2023-03-07 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostI’m have high standards and a dirty mind. Are you up for the challenge?
2023-03-07 05:00:19 +0000 UTC View PostDo you know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u!
2023-03-06 23:00:36 +0000 UTC View PostAm I taken? Yes, taken for granted!
2023-03-06 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostIf I ate a piece of candy for every time you popped up in my mind, I’d be fat.
2023-03-05 23:00:35 +0000 UTC View PostI used to be bad when it comes to flirting. I’m much better at it now.
2023-03-05 05:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostRemember that I will always be by your side. Or on top of you. Or under you. It’s your call to make.
2023-03-04 23:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostMy love for you is akin to a fart. It pretty much flows effortlessly.
2023-03-04 05:00:37 +0000 UTC View PostHugging and kissing are both very effective ways to relieve stress. I’m super stressed right now. Do you think you can assist me?
2023-03-02 07:50:07 +0000 UTC View PostYou are my sunshine and my rain. Basically, you make me hot and wet.
2023-03-02 02:14:24 +0000 UTC View PostLook at the time, it’s getting really late. Shouldn’t you be in my bed?
2023-03-01 05:02:49 +0000 UTC View PostThe ideal body weight that I’m striving to achieve is yours on mine.
2023-02-28 23:03:46 +0000 UTC View PostWho wants to be jailed in my heart forever?
2023-02-28 05:03:23 +0000 UTC View PostIs it true that the act of kissing burns a ton of calories? Wanna workout with me?
2023-02-27 23:04:30 +0000 UTC View PostBeing hungry for another person is not something to be ashamed of.
2023-02-27 05:03:20 +0000 UTC View PostThe only way I can read lips is if they’re touching mine.
2023-02-26 23:03:59 +0000 UTC View PostI sincerely apologize for not being a part of your past. How about we spend the future together so I can make it up to you?
2023-02-26 05:04:04 +0000 UTC View PostSmiling is just the second best thing you can do with your lips. Now ask me what’s the best thing you can do with them.
2023-02-25 23:04:28 +0000 UTC View PostIf I told you right now that this is me flirting with you, would you cooperate?
2023-02-25 05:04:22 +0000 UTC View PostYou always pop up in my 3am thoughts.
2023-02-23 05:03:30 +0000 UTC View PostThere’s nothing in the world that I hate doing more than waiting. But if it’s waiting for you, I’ll gladly do it without any complaints.
2023-02-22 23:11:05 +0000 UTC View PostMy heart is all yours. Heck, you can have my ass too.
2023-02-22 05:03:32 +0000 UTC View PostIf you like this, then you like me.
2023-02-21 05:05:43 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re looking at this, it’s too late. You’re mine now!
2023-02-20 23:05:10 +0000 UTC View PostIf you’re staring at me right now, there’s no need to be embarrassed. It just means you’re interested.
2023-02-20 05:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostYou’re the reason I can smile like this.
2023-02-19 23:11:39 +0000 UTC View Post