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Ok. My stomach is getting kinda ridiculous. Lol. But look at..

Ok. My stomach is getting kinda ridiculous. Lol. But look at this yummy salad. 🤤 Dinner with a friend tonight. 😊🤣 We always laugh our asses off nonstop when we're together. This place was such a vibe too! And EVERYTHING SLAPPED! 😃😋 Our waitress was amazing. She even gave us free dessert. 😏 Cool shit just happens around me. Aye, Charlotte really looks like Tron to me on some nights. 😎

2021-04-02 03:52:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Especially on Only Fans, you can hear this meme, right? If..

Especially on Only Fans, you can hear this meme, right? If you don't like my politics, stop looking at my body. 😜 Tomi Lahren can eat a dick. And then a sandwich. 🤣

2021-04-01 19:17:44 +0000 UTC View Post

Random pic of me watching basketball at Hooters while waitin..

Random pic of me watching basketball at Hooters while waiting for my friend to show up. I get confused about who I follow and who follows me. Lol If I don't already and you want me to follow you, leave a dirty comment. 😈 If it's dirty enough you might catch the attention of some of my followers and get more than just me cumming to your page. 😉 If I already followed you, you should be leaving dirty comments anyways. You know what's up. 😈🤣 Like, what would you do if you had access to me and I couldn't say no to anything?

2021-04-01 16:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post

🤣🤣🤣 2020 was fun. 🙄

2021-03-31 23:46:22 +0000 UTC View Post

Sometimes there's just no hiding it I put this big cool pai..

Sometimes there's just no hiding it I put this big cool painting behind me and nobody noticed. Y'all must really like looking at me. 😁🤣 If that didn't catch your attention... Lol If you like looking at me so much, open a package. 😏

2021-03-31 18:31:32 +0000 UTC View Post

We all have veins. Calm down. 😘 My new lights make pics more..

We all have veins. Calm down. 😘 My new lights make pics more fun cuz I never know what color I'll be in them. 🤣 I made two Only Fans jokes on IG today. 🤭 You should probably follow me on there.

2021-03-31 06:14:55 +0000 UTC View Post

No. That's not the VIP section of some exclusive club. It's ..

No. That's not the VIP section of some exclusive club. It's my mfn bathroom. 🤣 I love my lil party lights. 😊 If everyone had as much fun as me when they workout we could all be in such great shape.

2021-03-30 05:57:51 +0000 UTC View Post

I looked up "pole star" and I'm not ranking on Google yet. 🤣..

I looked up "pole star" and I'm not ranking on Google yet. 🤣 Found this instead. 😍

2021-03-29 20:38:35 +0000 UTC View Post

🤣🤣🤣🤣 at porn memes.

2021-03-29 19:53:45 +0000 UTC View Post

We're having a BBQ over here. Lol. I mean. You wanna see it...

We're having a BBQ over here. Lol. I mean. You wanna see it. You know you do. You're on my Only Fans page for this reason, among others, hopefully. 8 pics/4 videos... Lots of BANG for your buck with this package. 😈 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

2021-03-29 18:51:10 +0000 UTC View Post

I be lookin at y'all's tiddies. 😍🤣

2021-03-27 15:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Arizona Zervas Look him up I got kicked off Tagged for prom..

Arizona Zervas Look him up I got kicked off Tagged for promoting my Only Fans page. 🤣🤣🤣

2021-03-27 05:56:12 +0000 UTC View Post

You know you wanna fuck me. 😝🤣 Sunsets and abs. I don't blam..

You know you wanna fuck me. 😝🤣 Sunsets and abs. I don't blame you.

2021-03-26 22:24:13 +0000 UTC View Post

However you like. 🤣

2021-03-25 14:30:18 +0000 UTC View Post

Welcome to Planet Litness. You wanna make love in this club..

Welcome to Planet Litness. You wanna make love in this club? 🤣

2021-03-25 12:52:21 +0000 UTC View Post

Tell your dad sorry bout the hair. 🤣

2021-03-25 03:01:14 +0000 UTC View Post

This was sent as a DM to some people but as the page grows, ..

This was sent as a DM to some people but as the page grows, more people will want to see it so here it is on the wall at the same deal. Only $15 for 3 minutes of sausage-sizzling fun. 😉 Y'all know once you pay for something, it's yours. You can watch it as many times as you want...

2021-03-24 18:33:25 +0000 UTC View Post

That feeling when you know you can fuck better than the "com..

That feeling when you know you can fuck better than the "competition". 🤣

2021-03-24 15:35:52 +0000 UTC View Post

I'll spin some music and you can spin (and/or spit) on this ..

I'll spin some music and you can spin (and/or spit) on this dick. 😉 Yes, I did already post this but as usual, Tik Tok made it better.

2021-03-24 12:17:28 +0000 UTC View Post

#howamisingle 🤣🤣😬 That's The Kid Laroi. You didn't ask but ..

#howamisingle 🤣🤣😬 That's The Kid Laroi. You didn't ask but you should have 🤣

2021-03-24 06:38:57 +0000 UTC View Post

My city and my music. Uber is really a happy place for me ti..

My city and my music. Uber is really a happy place for me til someone messed it up. I think I might start doing tik tok videos about shitty Uber riders. 🤣 There have been more than a couple.

2021-03-24 01:25:28 +0000 UTC View Post

This filter is fire! 🤣🤣 This is also kinda the view you'd g..

This filter is fire! 🤣🤣 This is also kinda the view you'd get if I were in top of you. 😘 And to recap, The Weeknd is 🔥 so it was dope that I stumbled onto this filter while this song was on. I love the hip hop version of The Weeknd. I was actually gonna make a post about how I'd go get a pedicure if anyone wanted to pay for it. 🤣 I was leaned up on the counter clipping my nails and thought they could use more attention than I can give them. Anybody out there that likes feet for some reason, I got two of em. 😉🤣

2021-03-23 20:27:06 +0000 UTC View Post